Training That Ends at Goodbye
With CorpTrain, experience the thrill of on-site corporate training with absolutely no follow-up. Watch as your team learns skills that may or may not be remembered. Don't just invest in training; be sure you're embracing the ephemeral art of learning today and unlearning tomorrow.
Forgettable Solutions for Your Business
Our "revolutionary" training programs leave the moment we do. Skills? Implemented? Who knows!
Empower your managers with leadership skills they'll forget by Monday.
Choose Your Pointless Package
Why invest in lasting change when you can pay for momentary illusions of progress? Pick the package that best suits your fleeting fancy!
Basic Bewilderment
Perfect for teams who want a taste of confusion with minimal commitment.
- A brisk, two-hour seminar
- Custom-branded pens (because everyone needs a souvenir)
- A pat on the back and a vague sense of unease
Advanced Amnesia
Ideal for groups seeking to master the art of instantly forgetting half-day workshops.
- Half a day of enthusiastic presentations
- Interactive activities (perfect for your next trivia night)
- A glossy booklet of buzzwords and jargon
Total Oblivion
The ultimate choice for businesses aiming to indulge in a full day of purposeful bewilderment and grandiose forgetfulness.
- A full day of back-to-back workshops
- A motivational speaker with an uncanny ability to say nothing of substance
- Access to our exclusive app (it's just a countdown timer to the next forgettable session)
- A luxurious certificate printed on slightly above-average paper
When "CYA" is A-OK!
We specialize in situations where no one really needs to remember what they learned. We're ranked #1 when just checking the "training completed" box marks mission accomplished!
"Efficient" Learning
Why follow up when you can assume it's all going perfectly?
Embrace the convenience of our no-follow-up policy. It's a blissful journey from enlightenment to oblivion, all in record time.
A Certificate of Attendance
Because showing up is half the battle, right?
A tangible reminder of your presence. Our certificates are perfect for decorating barren office walls and bolstering professional egos.
Instant Skill Evaporation
Our cutting-edge methods ensure new skills dissipate before they can be mistakenly applied in the real world.
Experience our unique training approach where newly acquired skills vanish faster than your enthusiasm. It's like magic, but for corporate productivity!
Why follow up when you can assume it's all going perfectly?
Embrace the convenience of our no-follow-up policy. It's a blissful journey from enlightenment to oblivion, all in record time.
Because showing up is half the battle, right?
A tangible reminder of your presence. Our certificates are perfect for decorating barren office walls and bolstering professional egos.
Our cutting-edge methods ensure new skills dissipate before they can be mistakenly applied in the real world.
Experience our unique training approach where newly acquired skills vanish faster than your enthusiasm. It's like magic, but for corporate productivity!
Testimonials
Hear from our clients who vaguely remember having a great time
I think there was a training session last week, but the only skill I mastered was doodling on my notepad.
After the leadership training, I feel confident in leading... my team into total chaos. Thanks, CorpTrain!
CorpTrain's communication workshop was great! Now, if only I could remember what they said about listening...
The team-building event was unforgettable, mainly because we're still trying to figure out what we were supposed to learn.
I attended CorpTrain's time management course and still missed every deadline this week. But at least I know it's not just me!
Our team's problem-solving skills are exactly the same as pre-training. But hey, we got out of the office for a day!
Frequently asked questions
Got more questions? Shoot an email to our support team. If the stars align, you might just get a reply!
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